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Hey, bro, cool story.

DFTBA sells a bunch of shirts, and we market to ugly people and nerdy people and small people and big people and pretty people and we’re doing okay and plus we don’t need physical stores with LITERALLY THE WORST MUSIC EVER CREATED BY HUMANS PLAYING AT EAR-BLEEDING VOLUME SO THAT ALL OF YOUR PURPORTEDLY COOL AND BEAUTIFUL EMPLOYEES ARE MADE DEAF BY THEIR WORKING CONDITIONS.

So that’s another way of doing it.

Also I hate your jeans.

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Going to the zoo is one of my favorite things to do in my town and when we are on vacation. My favorite zoo was the New Orleans Zoo before it had to be evacuated.

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I used to love riding horses as a kid and even now! I used to go to camp and horseback riding was my favorite activity. I’ve ridden several trails on vacations with my family and the most recent trail was in the mountains in Pigeon Forge, TN. It was beautiful and frightening all at the same time.

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I have had a total of 4 dogs my entire life. All shih-tzus. I’ve also had several fish and a hermit crab!

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I’ve been on a few of these! Williamsburg, New York City, Chicago… it’s a really great way to see a city.

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I’ve been in two musicals and been in church choir nearly all my life.

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Oh I have trampolined. But I can trampoline no more, because one time I was jumping with quite a few of my friends and one of them came down just as I did. I had been about 10 feet up and slammed down on the trampoline and it was taut and hard like concrete so my knee pushed out of place. I told people to stop jumping but they didn’t until they saw me panic crying. Then they finally stopped and about 30 kids in my youth group saw me crying. I think I was around the 8th or 9th grade. They had to call an ambulance to take me to the hospital to get my knee put back in place and take x-rays.